Jin awakens to find himself in strange surroundings. "Where... am I?" He looks around, but sees nothing besides a rather poorly-designed "abaraya"--in English, a ratty hovel.

...Jin is delighted to move in.

Jin is relieved to discover books inside, although these are certainly strange-looking scrolls. "Hmm, Joy of Sex. Interesting..."

"...I didn't think that position was possible without a harness..." Suddenly Jin is interrupted by the arrival of friendly neighbors!

The visitors do not look very, well... Asian. The strangely-pale one insists on shaking his hand.

Lucius: Pleased to meet you. I am Lucius Malfoy.

Jin: Ruzius Marufoy. My pleasure. I am Jin.

Lucius: Malfoy. Lucius Malfoy.

Jin: ...Yes, Ruzius Marufoy.

Lucius: *scowl*

Snape: *wanders off in search of intelligent life*

Lucius: Mispronounce my name, will you? *ZAP!*

Snape: !! Lucius, not -again-! We just arrived here.

Jin: Consider yourself lucky that I lack my daisho, Pale Man.

Lucius: What's that?

Jin: ...Never mind.

Jin demonstrates the Samurai Nose-Pinch of Death.

...Lucius is less than appreciative.

Jin threatens to put the Samurai Smackdown on Lucius.

Snape: That's -it- I am out of here...

Finally Lucius walks off, leaving Jin in peace.

Jin looks very lonely.