Jin and Mugen begin their trick-or-treating. The first house they visit is decorated for the season!

Jin: Are you certain this is a good idea?

Mugen: Sure! We knock on the door, demand free food, and walk off. What could go wrong?*

They knock on the door, and after a few minutes, it opens.

Mugen: Tick or Teat!

Togusa: Um, I think you mean "Trick or Treat."

Mugen: Yeah, that works. Got any food?

Togusa: Well, actually, we were having a little Halloween party upstairs, if you guys wanna join us...

Batou: *Coming to the door.* HEY! That's the guy that stole my clothes earlier!

Mugen: Um. Got no idea what you're talkin' about, man.

They go upstairs to find an unfamiliar group of people about to start a party. Jin stands around, marvelling over the strange, futuristic surroundings. Mugen is more concerned with the cake.

The party goes well for awhile. Almost everyone dances. Batou does a great impression of a rock.

Jin shows Mugen a few tricks.

Mugen shows Jin a few treats.

Jin: Umm, Mugen? Um, there's a camera right there...

Mugen: Oh. Right!

So instead, he shakes his money-maker.

(Shake it, Mugen, shake it!)

Yes, the party is a hit. Batou enjoys the beer best. The group has perhaps just a tiny bit too much...

Mugen: Dude, that guy with one eye just hit on me. What'd they put in these drinks?

Jin: *blink blink blink* Hmm?

Mugen: Are you drunk?

Jin: *silly smile*

A few minutes later, Major Kusanagi gets a bit grabby with Jin's hair. Automatically Jin pushes her away.

Jin: !! Don't... ever... touch... the HAIR!

Mugen: Yeah, man, he won't even let ME touch his hair. --I mean, HEY!

Batou misinterprets the scene. He comes to the Major's "defense."

Mugen comes to Jin's defense.

Moments later, Jin comes to his own defense. A fight breaks out.

...Unfortunately, unbeknownst to Mugen and Jin, Batou is a cyborg. As it turns out, cyborgs are really fucking strong.

After a humiliating defeat, and a bit of name-calling from the Ghost in the Shell team, Mugen and Jin conclude it's time to go.

Jin: Do I -really- need to keep wearing these stupid ears?

Mugen: Aww, c'mon. Let's go get some candy!

Jin: *sigh* All right. Let's go.

At the next house, Jin and Mugen look around carefully, but there do not seem to be any anime characters here.

Jin: Thank goodness. That Ghost in the Shell crew is a rough bunch!

Mugen: Eh, I dunno. The guy with an eyepatch had a pretty mouth.

Jin: WHAT?

Mugen: ...Nothin'. Hey, let's knock and ask for candy.

Mugen: *knock knock* Tick or Teat! HEY! Open the damn door!

Jin: Um, Mugen? She's over at this door...

Bu Ti: *steps outside* Oh, hey. Aren't you guys a bit old to go Trick or Treating?

Mugen: Shut up and give us candy!

Bu Ti: *sigh* Fine. Come in. There's a whole dish for the little kids.

Mugen: Gimme, gimme!

Jin: Oh, goodie! --I mean, er, hmmm!

Mugen and Jin help themselves to candy.

Kava Ti: So, while you're here, would you like to have any other treats? We also have plenty of tricks...

Jin: ...I see. Mugen, time to go!

Mugen: Huh? No, wait...

Jin: *Drags him out by the arm*

The samurai and his wild companion go off to find yet more candy to capture.