On the way to the next house, Jin spots a large, Asian-style home. The windows are all dark, however, so he continues on.

Jin: I wonder who lives there.

Mugen: Eh? Nobody. I've been starin' at it all week.

Jin: You do a lot of wandering around this neighborhood, don't you?

Mugen: *shrugs* Let's go get some candy, man. I'm starvin'.

Soon afterward, Jin and Mugen find yet another Halloween-decorated house.

Mugen: All right! This one's sure to be a good score.

Jin: Ah, Mugen? I'm almost positive that skeleton is real...

Mugen: *starts knocking on the door with both hands*

Mugen: *Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Jin: Ahh, Mugen? Ix-nay on the Anging-bay.

Mugen: What the fuck? --Oh!

Snape: *dryly* May I help you?

Mugen: Yeah, you can help us! We're hungry, so give us some candy!

Snape: *smugly* What's the magick word?

Jin: Hmm. Tick or... Trick or Treat.

Lucius: *laughs mockingly as he comes from the house* You idiot Muggles. I am the finest wizard this side of the Carpathians. Now, get off my front stoop before I transmute the both of you.

Snape: *chiming in* That's right. You heard Mister Malfoy. Get off the front stoop posthaste! *pokes Jin in the face*

Mugen: I don't know what posthaste means, but if you poke Jin again, I'm gonna posthaste your ass!

Lucius: You filthy piece of rubbish. I'd like to see you try.

Mugen: All right...

(Check out Jin's expression. Could anything say more clearly: "Biiitch! Oh no you -di'n't-!")

Jin: How dare you speak that way to Mugen!

Lucius: *smoothly* I dare quite easily. What are you to do about it? Muggle me to death?

Mugen: O-kay! That's it! *pounces on Lucius*

Lucius: Argh!

Snape: !! Don't you dare touch Mister Malfoy!

Naturally, Mugen whomps Mister Malfoy's Pureblood arse.

Mugen: AW yeah! Don't feel so good, does it Mister Wizard!

Snape comes in for the attack!

Snape: Aaaaghhh!! *girl-slapping at Mugen*

Mugen spins agilely behind him and strikes a decisive blow. The fight is over in seconds.

Mugen: *dusting his hands off* Uh-huh. That's what I'm talkin' about.

Jin: Wizards, hm? I'm not impressed.

Snape: You bedraggled half-witted buffoons! Remove your disgusting carcasses from these premises immediately!

Mugen: What? You want another round, little man?

Jin and Mugen team up on Snape, never noticing Lucius walk up behind them with his wand drawn...

Lucius: **Zap!**

Mugen: Whoa. I feel kinda funny...

Lucius: If you two wish to behave like animals, then sobeit.

Snape: It's high time someone taught you fools a lesson.

Lucius: Come, Severus. Our work here is done.

Both men walk back into the house.

Jin and Mugen realize something is terribly wrong. They flee into the night, frightened--perhaps for the very first time in their lives.