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Naughty Sims 2 Stories
Simurai Champloo Part 14: "Togusa and Batou Are Special Friends"


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Togusa is home from work. Togusa loves his work! See how happy he is?

Togusa: HOME, FINALLY! OH THANK GOD! I HATE THIS #@&*#^$ ASSIGNMENT!

Togusa has brought a friend home from work! Friend, say hi to Batou. Batou is Togusa's friend, too. His special, special friend.

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Togusa's friend says hello to Batou.

Batou loves to make new friends!

Batou: Who the hell are you and why are you in my living room?

Friend: Uh...

Togusa: *to himself* Happy Thoughts...

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Batou: Did I -say- you could come in my house? Who the hell are you, anyway? Are you packing?

Togusa: Happy... Thoughts...

(Check out Togusa's expression, lol.)

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Batou: Well? I suppose you think you're hot stuff in that police uniform. You think you're his partner? Huh?!

Togusa: ....Happy ... Thoughts.....

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A friendly scuffle breaks out in the next room.

Togusa: Happy-- Oh GODDAMMIT BATOU QUIT BEATING UP MY FRIENDS!

Friend: Owww.

Batou: ...What.

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Batou: He was looking at me funny!

Friend: I was NOT!

Togusa: That's -it-! I am serving dinner. Now sit down and shut up and eat!

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Batou and Togusa's new friend logically debate the matter.

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For some reason, Togusa's new friend decides he's not hungry.

Togusa: ......So. How was YOUR day?

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The peace and quiet does not last very long. Soon more friends come to visit!

Batou: Oh, shit--not them again. That's it. I'm goin' upstairs.

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Batou: ...Hey, wait a minute. Halloween's over. Why are you guys still dressed up?

Jin: *sigh* That is why we have come here. The wizards across the street cursed us, and we cannot find a cure. We thought perhaps you might know--

Batou: *busts out laughing*

Togusa: Batou... *grits* why don't you help me clear the table?

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Instead, Batou goes upstairs to take a shower. A few minutes later, Jin and Mugen follow. They stop short at the sight of the bedroom.

Mugen: Oh, MAN. And I thought -you- were gay, Jin! *elbows him*

Jin: *eyebrow twitch*

Mugen: Sheesh! This's the gayyest goddamn bedroom I've ever seen! What a loser!

Jin: ...Then why are YOU staring at the posters?

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Mugen: Shut up! You're starin' just as much as I am!

Jin: Yes, but I am admiring the aesthetic quality.

Togusa: Uh, guys? Would you mind going upstairs, please? This is our bedroom...

Mugen: Oh yeah? Hey I bet this super-gay purple thing is your bed, huh Batou!

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Batou: Uh, actually... this's my bed over here.

Jin and Mugen: *look at Togusa*

Togusa: ....right. Upstairs. Going now....



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