Part Three

More visitors arrive to greet Mugen. He knows they're there... but can't be arsed to move.

Finally the Mighty Coy intercedes.

Coy: Mugen, there are people outside.

Mugen: Yeah yeah. So what. *goes back to lounging*

Coy: You should go greet them.

Mugen: ...No.

Coy: *thinks* One of them's a cute Asian girl.

Mugen: ! *hops off the couch*

Hey, baby, I love your kimono. It would look great on my floor.

Lu Sing is not impressed. She offers to demonstrate a kung fu technique for Mugen.

Mugen decides a shower might be the ideal way to lure Lu Sing into his ridiculously inept clutches. Unfortunately, although he figures out which knob is "hot"... he doesn't realize until a bit too late which one is "cold."

Mugen: YEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

Meanwhile, Lu Sing decides it's time to leave. (See Mugen there in the background? Yeah, she left him hanging. Get it? Hanging? ...Yeah okay I didn't laugh, either.)

Mugen succeeds in flooding the house and scaring off the girl. But hey... at least he's clean.

Mugen: Screw you!

Mugen: What'd I do wrong??! DAMMIT!

To everyone's great surprise, Mugen actually mops up some of his mess.

...Mugen still sucks at darts.

Mugen is hungry, so he goes for a walk in search of food. He finds a public area and wanders in, hoping someone will have food.

Mugen: DAMMIT! Kuso! Doesn't anyone have any food around here?

Mugen freaks out. There's plenty of food... but plenty of people watching it. He has no money, as usual, so all he can do is stand and ogle it.

Then luck strikes. Someone has a cookout and leaves a plate of badly-burned hotdogs lying around. Mugen yoinks several.

...And promptly makes himself sick.

Mugen: You coulda warned me.

Coy: What, and miss the expression on your face?

Mugen: ..

Afterward, Mugen tries out the swingset. Whee!

...And promptly makes himself sicker.

Mugen: I hate you, Coy.

Finally, Mugen staggers back home and promptly crashes on the couch. His first day in this alternate universe has been very full, and now it's time to rest.

Mugen: ...Still wish that chick had joined me. *grumble*