Another day, another visit from Jin. Mugen seems to have grown fond of the samurai's presence--or perhaps that's just my imagination?

Mugen: I'm bored. What should we do?

Jin: We could play darts.

Mugen: Nah, let's make it interesting. Winner gets to make the loser do anything he wants.

Jin: *considers for a moment* Very well. *secret smile*

Did I... mention Mugen sucks at darts?

Mugen: ...Seriously, right now, dude... I hate you.

Jin: *trying valiantly not to snicker* Hey, you said -anything-.

Mugen: Hate. Seriously, I hate you. Get that camera outta here!

Jin: Oh, I don't know. This could be a whole new look for you.

Mugen: Dude, quit it.

Jin: Would it make you feel better if I dressed up, too?

Mugen: *shifty eyes* ...Yes.

Jin: ...There, are you happy?

Mugen: *snickering madly* ...Yeah.

Jin steps out of the room for a moment, and returns to find--

Jin: AAGH!

Mugen: What. You act like you've never seen a weiner before.

Jin: Well... um. Er.

Mugen: So I still gotta do anything you ask? *evil grin*

Jin is clearly wondering what in hell he's supposed to do now.

So he comes up with a plan!

Mugen: Dude... did I mention I hate you?

Mugen: ...No, seriously. I -hate- you.

Jin: You said you'd do anything I said. *smugly*

Mugen: It did NOT include publicly humiliating myself!

Jin: Oh, what's the problem? You do a good job of that all on your own.

Mugen: NOT funny!

Jin: Look. Are you going to follow the rules of our deal, or not?

Mugen decides to go along. But if he has to be publicly humiliated, well...

Jin: What are you -doing-?? Stop! Someone might see us!

...Jin is such a hypocrite.

Having settled the matter like gentlemen, the two of them find a more socially acceptable pastime: gambling!

Mugen "makes out" like a bandit, so to speak. He treats Jin to a fine dinner afterward.

Waitress: My, my, Halloween's come a bit early, hasn't it?

Mugen: Shut up and bring me my food!

Jin: I think you're starting to enjoy this.

Mugen: No way, dude! This is totally embarrassing.

Jin: Oh, really? It seems to -me- that you like it... *Looks under the table*

Mugen: ...Stop that.

In a desperate attempt to change the subject, Mugen proposes a plan.

Mugen: Hey. You wanna do a dine and dash?

Jin: What, dare I ask, is a dine and dash?

Mugen: Well, first you dine...

Mugen: ...Then you dash!

Jin is less than pleased by Mugen's antics, but once they get home, Mugen makes up for it.

He's such a gentleman, isn't he?

Jin doesn't seem to mind the manhandling, though.

Mugen: So... can we go back to normal, now?

Jin: Hmm.

Jin and Mugen go back inside. First they take off their makeup...

...Then they take off their clothing.

Mugen: Hey, wow! I have one just like that!

Jin: Stop fooling around.

Mugen: Fine! Rowrr!

**Moments Later**

Jin: Don't feel bad. It happens to a lot of guys.

Mugen: Yeah?

For now, at least, the boys must content themselves with snuggling.