The next day, Mugen shows up to "borrow" one of Jin's philosophy books. Jin insists that he look at it right there.

Jin: Last time I didn't get it back, and the one before that was sticky!

Mugen: *sweatdrop* ...Marshmallows.

Jin: Mmm. *skeptical eyebrow twitch*

(Jin is protective of his philosophy, of course!)

They end up discussing Descartes and the influence of Nietzche's Ubermann on subsequent national socialist ideation.

A knock at the door interrupts their discussion.

Mugen: Please tell me you're a delivery dude with food.

Gypsy Queen: Ummm... I'm neither a delivery, nor a dude.

Jin: Mugen, we didn't -order- any food.

They are just about to get back to business when another knock interrupts them.

Mugen: Dammit! I think therefore I am gonna kick somebody's ass!

Kidlets: TRICK OR TREAT!

Mugen and Jin: ...Huh?

Fairy Boy: Trick or Treat! That means you have to give us candy!

Mugen: Yeahhh, well, see. I ain't GOT any candy. *Mumbles* And if I had some, I sure wouldn't give it to you.

Scary Goth Girl: Look, mister, this's how it works. We dress up like spooky things (except for my brother over there who has gender issues). Then we go around the neighborhood knocking on doors and saying "Trick or Treat." People give us candy, or else we play a trick on them.

Mugen: Yeahhh, well, we ain't got any candy. So go away.

Pirate Girl: We're gonna have to play a trick, then.

Jin: Do you want some moldy pizza?

(Check out the Goth Girl's face! Lol)

Finally the kidlets leave in disgust.

Jin: Hmm. So, what do you make of that?

Mugen: Dude. I got an idea.

Jin: >.>;

Jin: Mugen... I have serious objections to this.

Mugen: Awww, but you're adorable! And besides, the kids said we had to dress up to get candy.

Jin: *sigh*

Mugen picks his costume easily.

Jin: What are you doing with my bedsheet?

Mugen: Look! I'm a Greek dude.

Jin: ...No. if I have to put on bunny ears, you can't be something as easy as a Greek person.

Mugen: Fine, fine. Lemme see what else I got.

Jin: What on earth is that?

Mugen: I dunno, something I found in my voice actor's trunk.

Jin: What?

Mugen: ...Nothin'.

Jin: Put something else on!

Mugen: Okay, what about this one?

Jin: That looks like Batou's clothing.

Mugen: Yeah, I totally stole it from down the street.

Jin: MUGEN!

Mugen: Fine, fine... I'll look for somethin' else.

Mugen: Okay, check it. I'm Sesshoumaru.

Jin: Sesshu-what?

Mugen: You know, from Inuyasha!

Jin: Mugen, you're watching WAY too much t.v..

Mugen: Heyyy, check out -this- dorky outfit!

Jin: Mugen, I am losing my patience.

Mugen: Okay, what about... um, this?

Jin: Mugen, you're starting to scare me.

Mugen: *beams* Okay, good! Lemme just slip on my cat ears and we'll be on our way!

Mugen: Soooo... Where do we go first?